E                     B
Baby, baby, I've been so sad since you've been gone
E
Way back to New York City
B
Where you do belong
A
Honey, I missed your two tongue kisses
E
Legs wrapped around me tight
   B
If I ever get back to Fun City, girl
    A                         E
I'm gonna make you scream all night

E             B
Honey, honey, call me on the telephone
E
I know you're movin' out to Hollywood
B
With your can of tasty foam
A
All those beat up friends of mine
E
Got to get you in their books
    B
And lead guitars and movie stars
B                           E
Get their toes beneath your hook

               B                         A                         E
Yeah, you're a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star
        A                         E                         B
Yeah, a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star
A                         E                         B
Star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star

E
Yeah, I heard about you Polaroid's
B
Now that's what I call obscene
     E
Your tricks with fruit was kind a cute
  B
I bet you keep your pussy clean
A
Honey, I miss your two tone kisses
E
Legs wrapped around me tight
   B
If I ever get back to New York, girl
A                         E
Gonna make you scream all night

               B                         A                         E
Yeah, you're a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star
        A                         E                         B
Yeah, a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star
A                         E                         B
Star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star
        B
Yes you are, yes you are, yes you are

(break)

E
Yeah, Ali McGraw got mad with you
    B
For givin' head to Steve McQueen
E
Yeah, you and me we made a pretty pair
B
Fallin' through the silver screen
A
Honey, I'm open to anythin'
E
I don't know where to draw the line
B
Yeah, I'm makin' bets that you gonna get
A                    E
John Wayne before he dies

               B                         A                         E
Yeah, you're a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star
        A                         E                         B
Yeah, a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star
A                         E                         B
Star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star

               A                                                   B
Yeah, you're a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star
        A                                                   B
Yeah, a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star
A                                                   B
Star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star